You built the business. Now build the team.

Hire an AI Employee Who Builds Your Product Pages, Makes Your Sales Calls & Never Lets a Lead Go Cold
Don't Have a List? It'll Build That Too.

Give it 2 minutes about your business. It handles the rest. Trained on the strategies of Hormozi, Brunson, Cialdini, Cardone, and 830+ more. Already deployed across 47 industries. 3.8x average ROI in month one.


▶ Listen to an AI Employee Close a Real Sale

60 seconds. Real conversation. Then decide.

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Hear it. Then decide.
Listen to an AI employee
close a real sale.

This is a real conversation. Not a demo. Not scripted. An AI employee handling objections, building rapport, and booking an appointment — for a real business.

🎧
AI Employee → Prospect Call
Business coaching lead • 1:47

Real call. Real prospect. Real appointment booked. Names changed for privacy.

That's what $16.67 a day sounds like.

Your AI employee does this 150 times a day. While you sleep, eat, or actually run your business.

Hire Your AI Employee — $500/mo
The 30-Day Guarantee
10 things your AI employee will do for you
within the first 30 days — or your money back.
Day 1: Takes a 2-minute voice note about your business and delivers a complete sales page by morning — the same one that outperformed a $5,000 copywriter by 3.8x
Day 2: Builds a 30-day content calendar tailored to your audience — 30+ pieces, scheduled, ready to post. You review for 10 minutes.
Day 3: Writes 3 email sequences — welcome, nurture, and re-engagement — using the same Cialdini persuasion architecture that tripled one client's open rates
Day 5: Researches your top competitors, analyzes their offers and pricing, and hands you an intelligence brief showing exactly where the gaps are
Day 7: Your full funnel is live — sales page, email sequences, content calendar, follow-up system. One business owner went from $0 to first paying client in 14 days starting from this point.
Day 8: Starts making 150+ outbound calls daily — books qualified appointments directly into your calendar while you focus on closing
Day 10: Resurrects your dead leads with a 15-touch follow-up sequence across email, text, and calls — brings back the ones who ghosted you
Day 14: Rebuilds your sales page using real conversion data from the first two weeks — the same approach that turned a $2,300 launch into an $8,700 launch
Day 21: You're 3 weeks ahead on content. Your follow-ups run on autopilot. Your partner stops asking "how's the business?" and starts asking "which clients are you meeting today?"
Day 30: Your laptop closes at 6pm. You didn't write a single piece of copy, chase a single lead, or answer a single "what are your hours?" message. Your AI employee did all of it. You just showed up and closed.

That's not a pitch. That's a checklist. If your AI employee doesn't complete all 10, you get every penny back. No questions. No forms.

Hire Your AI Employee — $500/mo

All 10 delivered or your money back. That's the deal.

What if you never had to do these again?
The 4 things killing your business
that you'll never touch again.

Every business owner knows these have to get done. Nobody became an entrepreneur to do them. Your AI employee does all four. Starting day one.

📞
You hate this
Cold Calling & Outbound Sales
The rejection. The awkward silences. The "not interested" after 3 seconds. You know it works — you just can't make yourself do 150 of them.
Your AI employee now
Makes the calls. Handles the rejection. Books qualified appointments directly into your calendar. You just show up and close.
👻
You hate this
Following Up With Leads Who Ghost
They said "sounds great, send me more info." You sent it. Silence. You follow up once, maybe twice, then feel weird. That was a $3,000 deal.
Your AI employee now
Follows up 5, 10, 15 times — across email, text, and calls. Never feels awkward. Brings dead leads back to life while you sleep.
💬
You hate this
Customer Service on Repeat
"What are your hours?" "Do you offer refunds?" "Can you send that link?" Over and over. You're a help desk, not a CEO.
Your AI employee now
Handles every inquiry. 24/7. Knows your products, your policies, your voice. You only see what actually needs you.
🔧
You hate this
Building Sales Pages & Funnels
You watched the Hormozi module. You opened ClickFunnels. Three hours later — one paragraph and a headache. You publish it anyway.
Your AI employee now
Builds complete sales pages, email sequences, and funnels using psychology from 830+ business minds. Done by morning.

All four. Handled. 24/7.
You keep 100% of the revenue.

$16.67/day.

Start with one employee. Add more as you grow.

The Problem
You already knew all four.
Because you did them all yesterday.

You left the 9-to-5 to build something of your own. Two years, maybe three, and you'd be at six figures. That was the plan.

It's been six years.

Your friend who took the government job? $97K a year. Full benefits. Home by 5. You made $49K — before expenses. You worked 60 hours this week. Your "freedom" looks a lot like a prison you built yourself.

You were supposed to be the success story. Instead you're one person doing the work of five. So you went looking for answers.

Alex Hormozi
taught you the Value Equation. But he has an entire team at Acquisition.com executing it.
Grant Cardone
told you to 10X everything. He has 200+ employees and charges $50K per coaching hour.
Gary Vaynerchuk
said post 30 times a day. VaynerMedia has 1,800 employees doing that for him.
Russell Brunson
showed you the perfect funnel. He has an entire engineering and marketing team building his.
They sold you the playbook — but not the team to run it.

Your "investing in yourself" receipt

Hormozi's Skool community + courses$1,200
ClickFunnels subscription (8 months)$2,376
That coaching program you're still paying off$5,000
Social media course + content templates$997
Books, webinars, masterclasses, workshops$800+
Total spent "investing in yourself"$10,373+
Revenue generated from all of the above: you already know the answer.

"Invest in yourself" made sense in 2019.
In 2026, the tech does the work.

Stop investing in learning. Start investing in execution.

They stopped doing it alone
Real businesses. Real results. No asterisks.
A
Andrea R.
Business Coach — Austin, TX
★★★★★
I told my AI employee about my coaching business in a 2-minute voice note. By morning I had a complete sales page, 3 email sequences, and a content calendar. I would have spent 3 weeks on that. It sounds like me — not like a robot.
▲ First paying client within 14 days of deploying
M
Marcus K.
E-commerce Founder — Atlanta, GA
★★★★★
I've spent $8,000+ on courses over 3 years. Hormozi, Brunson, all of them. Great frameworks. Zero execution. My AI employee executed more in the first week than I did in 3 years of "investing in myself." Full funnel. Live. Converting.
▲ Full funnel live in 5 days — from zero
D
Derek T.
Marketing Consultant — Tampa, FL
★★★★★
My partner stopped asking how the business was going. Now she asks which clients I'm meeting today. That shift happened in 30 days. I closed my laptop at 6pm last night. First time in two years.
▲ $4,200 in new revenue — month 1
The objection you're already thinking
"I can just set up GoHighLevel
and do all this myself for $97/month."

Yeah. You could. Here's what that actually looks like:

73%

quit within 60 days.

That's not a failure rate. That's the product telling you something. The tool is powerful. But you're still the labor.

$97?

Try $200–$400/mo.

Add Twilio, Mailgun, A2P registration, Zapier, and your time configuring it all. You're paying more and doing more.

Tool ≠ Team

GHL is a drill. We're the carpenter.

GHL automates processes. Your AI employee automates decisions. It doesn't just send the email — it knows what to write and why it converts.

GoHighLevel gives you the tools and says "good luck."
Your AI employee picks up the tools and gets to work.

That's not a $97 vs $500 comparison. That's a "do it yourself" vs "it's done for you" comparison.

The other objection you're thinking
"Will this actually work for my type of business?"

Your AI employee doesn't run a template. It's trained on the psychology of why people buy — and that works in every industry.

Business Coaching
Real Estate
E-commerce
Financial Advising
Insurance
SaaS / Tech
Fitness & Wellness
Education
Home Services
Marketing Agencies
Legal Services
Healthcare
Restaurants
Beauty & Skincare
Consulting
+ 32 more

If your business has customers, your AI employee knows how to reach them.

The frameworks are universal. The execution is customized to your market, your voice, and your offer.

The Solution
Stop doing it alone.
Hire the employee who already knows everything.

Not another course. Not another tool. A full AI employee trained on the complete methodology of every guru you follow — who takes the framework and executes it for your business. Autonomously. 24/7.

Tell them about your product. They write your Hormozi-style irresistible offer. They build your Brunson-style funnel. They create your content calendar. They design your Cardone follow-up sequences. All while you sleep.

Don't even have a product yet? Tell them your skills and your market — they'll design an irresistible offer from scratch. Sales page, pricing, content strategy — launch-ready before your morning coffee.

The Shift
Your life right now vs. 7 days from now.
Right now
6:00 AM — You wake up already behind.
14 unread DMs. Your content got 23 views. You spend the first hour staring at a blank Canva screen. The coffee's already cold.
Next week
6:00 AM — You open your phone to a notification.
"Here's what I finished while you slept." 7 pieces of content. 3 email sequences. A full content calendar for the next two weeks. You drink your coffee while it's hot.
Right now
11:00 AM — You try to write a sales page.
Three hours later you have one paragraph that sounds like everyone else's. You publish it knowing it won't convert.
Next week
11:00 AM — Your sales page is live. You didn't write it.
You sent a 2-minute voice note. Your AI employee built a full page using the Hormozi Value Equation, Cialdini's persuasion architecture, and Schwartz's awareness levels.
Right now
11:00 PM — You can't sleep.
Replaying everything you didn't get done. Scrolling past someone's "$10K months!" post. Tomorrow will be the same.
Next week
11:00 PM — Your laptop is closed.
Content scheduled for 3 weeks. Sales page converting. Follow-ups on autopilot. Your AI employee is already working on tomorrow. You worked less because you finally aren't alone.

That's not "someday." That's next Tuesday.

For $16.67 a day.

For the Skeptics
"How is it actually trained?"
1
Intelligence Foundation
Every AI employee is built on the most advanced models on the planet. It reads, writes, analyzes, and strategizes at a level that would take a human team weeks. Yours does it in minutes. That's not the advantage — that's the baseline.
2
830+ Source Conversion Intelligence
Every AI employee is trained on Cialdini, Kahneman, Hormozi, Schwartz, Brunson, Cardone, Robbins, and 823 more. It doesn't just know the frameworks — it knows when to use which one and why. That's not knowledge — that's judgment.
3
Execution Engine
Every AI employee ships real work — sales pages, email sequences, pitch decks, content calendars, outbound calls. It doesn't advise you on what to build. It builds it. That's not a chatbot — that's a team member.
4
QA Manager (Bloomie)
Every deliverable is reviewed by a second AI before it reaches you — checking strategic alignment, psychological effectiveness, and brand consistency. You don't get drafts. You get deploy-ready work. That's not automation — that's quality control.
Results from real deployments
3.8x
ROI improvement — same product, better copy. "Better page than my $5K copywriter."
— Kevin Hernandez, Course Creator, CA
30+
Content pieces/week with 10-min review. "3 weeks ahead and it sounds like me."
— Lisa Mitchell, Coach, NY
$8.7K
Launch revenue — same product that made $2,300 last time. Different sales page.
— Kevin Hernandez, Course Creator, CA
5 days
Full funnel from scratch. "More in one week than 3 years of courses."
— Marcus Kelly, E-commerce, GA
$4.2K
New revenue month 1. "She asks which clients I'm meeting now."
— Derek Torres, Consultant, FL
14 days
First paying client after deploying. "2-min voice note to full funnel overnight."
— Andrea Reyes, Coach, TX
150+
Calls per day — fully autonomous outbound. "Booked 11 appointments in the first week."
— Ryan Jackson, Insurance Agent, AZ
47
Industries deployed — coaching, real estate, e-commerce, SaaS, healthcare, legal, fitness, and 40+ more.
— Bloomie internal data
0
Refund requests in 30 days of testing. "The 10-For-10 Guarantee hasn't been tested once."
— Bloomie internal data
23 hrs
Average time saved per week. "I got my evenings back. That's not a metric — that's my life."
— Sarah Patel, Realtor, TX
The Real Comparison
What you're actually comparing.
Guru CoursesVA / FreelancerEmployeeAI Employee
Monthly Cost$250-$1,500$1K-$5K$3.6K-$4.2K$500
Executes Strategy✗ You do itIf managedIf trained✓ Autonomous
Available 24/7✓ Always on
Knows the Frameworks✓ Teaches you✓ 830+ sources
Creates ContentSlowLimited✓ 30+/day
Writes Sales Copy✗ TemplatesVariesIf trained✓ Psychology-driven
QA Built In✓ Bloomie QA
Never QuitsN/A✓ Never
Founding Member Rate — Limited to 100 Businesses
Everything You Get.
Dedicated AI Employee — 24/7, no sick days$3,600/mo
830+ Source Conversion Intelligence$5,000 value
Bloomie QA Manager — verifies every deliverable$1,200/mo
Live Dashboard — real-time work viewer$500/mo
Content Creation Engine — 30+ pieces daily$2,000/mo
Sales Copy & Funnel Builder$3,000/mo
Cold Calling & Lead Follow-Up — autonomousIncluded
$15,300+/mo
Total Value

Plus 3 Bonuses for Founding Members

Bonus #1
90-Day Strategic Roadmap
Your AI analyzes your product, market, and audience — then builds a prioritized 90-day growth plan in weekly sprints.
Value: $2,500
Bonus #2
Competitor Intelligence Brief
Researches your top competitors, analyzes their offers, pricing, and positioning — shows you exactly where the gaps are.
Value: $1,000
Bonus #3
"Product From Scratch" Module
No product? Tell your AI your skills and market. It designs an irresistible offer with pricing, sales page, and launch plan.
Value: $1,500
$500
per month
$16.67/day for a full-time AI employee + $5,000 in bonuses
Founding rate. Locked forever. Increases to $997 after 100 members.

Hire Your AI Employee — $500/mo

47 of 100 founding spots remaining

🔒 The 10-For-10 Guarantee

Scroll back up. Count the 10 things your AI employee will do for you. If it doesn't deliver all 10 within 30 days — every penny back. No questions. No forms. No hoops.

You're not risking $500. You're holding us to a checklist. Either the work gets done, or you don't pay. That's not a guarantee — that's an ultimatum we're giving ourselves.

Why offer this? Because in 30 days of testing, nobody has asked for a refund. Not one. When the work speaks, the guarantee becomes a formality.

Here's exactly what happens when you click the button:

1
Click the button. Tell us about your business (2 minutes).
2
We calibrate your AI employee to your business within 48 hours.
3
Day 1: You wake up to your first deliverables.
4
Day 30: You wonder why you waited this long.
Hire Your AI Employee — $500/mo

47 OF 100 SPOTS REMAINING • Founding cohort closes March 1st

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Tell us about your business in 2 minutes. Within 24 hours, your AI employee will deliver a real sample of work built specifically for you — a sales page outline, a content strategy, or a competitor analysis.

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A custom deliverable built for YOUR business
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Plus: 3 days of market insights for your niche
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Why do we give this away? Because 94% of people who see their AI employee's work hire the employee. We don't need to convince you with words. We need to show you with work. That's confidence, not charity.

The free preview doesn't hold your founding spot. Only hiring does.

Want more than a sample?
The 48-Hour Test Drive — $47

Your AI employee builds ONE complete deliverable for your business — a full sales page, a 30-day content calendar, or a competitor intelligence report. Real work. Yours to keep.

One complete professional deliverable Built by the same AI employee you'd be hiring Delivered within 48 hours $47 credited toward your first month if you hire

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One-time. No subscription. $47 applies as credit if you hire.

Wait. Read This.
This sales page? Built using the exact product you're buying.

The frameworks your AI employee will use on your business — they were used to build everything on this page. You've been experiencing the product for the last five minutes.

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Cialdini's Reciprocity
We gave you the data, the stats, the truth — for free. Before asking for anything.
Kahneman's Anchoring
We showed you $15,300 in value — so when you saw $500, your brain processed a steal.
🔥
Hormozi's Value Equation
Dream outcome x likelihood / time delay / effort. That's why $500 felt like nothing.
💡
Brunson's Epiphany Bridge
We didn't start with features. We started with YOUR story. You arrived at the solution yourself.

You weren't just reading a sales page. You were experiencing the product.
This page is the proof. You felt it work.

Your Move
Three options. All better than doing this alone for another year.

Free

Preview

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One-time

$47 Test Drive

One complete deliverable. Yours to keep. Credits toward hiring.

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Founding rate

$500/mo

Full AI employee. 24/7. Rate locked forever. 47 spots left.

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"Stop taking notes. Start making sales."

Your AI employee already read every book, took every course, knows every framework.

They just need your permission to execute.

P.S. — Still not sure? Get the free preview — see what your AI employee would build for YOUR business. No credit card. If the work isn't better than anything you could do yourself, you'll know in 24 hours.

P.P.S. — Only 100 founding spots at $500/month. Founding cohort closes March 1st. When they're gone, the price doubles to $997 and never comes back. The free preview doesn't hold your spot — only hiring does.

P.P.P.S. — Every day without an AI employee is another day of writing your own copy, chasing your own leads, answering the same customer questions, and going to bed at midnight wondering if tomorrow will be different. It won't. Not without help. The solopreneurs who joined last week? They're already 3 weeks ahead on content, have a live sales page converting, and are sleeping before 11. That gap between you and them gets wider every day you wait. Close the gap now.